How to talk like a politican.

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HELLO ALL,

I AM JOHN DOE, I REPRESENT THE GREAT UNITED STATES OF KFC! I STAND WITH PRIDE AND COURAGE BEING A KFC CITIZEN! ALL MUSLIMS ARE RELATED TO OSAMA, AND AMERICA IS BEST COUNTRY! UNDER MY TERM, JAYWALKING WILL BE LEGALIZED, ALL CRIMINALS WILL BE RELEASED FROM PRISON CUZ WE TOO POOR TO PAY FOR THEM! MILITARY SPENDING WILL GO UP TO 2 TRILLION ANNUALLY TO DEFEND OURSELVES FROM THOSE SYRIAN DIRTY WIZARDS! EDUCATION BUDGET HAS DROPPED FROM 2 PENNIES TO 0, IT'S ALL AN EFFORT TO CONSERVE! GOD BLESS DA UNITED STATES OF KFC Y'ALL


































































































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