How to get kicked out of...

[Jayfeather10]

Say, "I THOUGHT A ZOO WAS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
put gum in people's hair.
Say to the police, "How are the donuts today?"
Bungee jump from the bridge.
Jump on idle cars.

Safeway

Pay for $80 of stuff with pennies.
Catch stray dogs, and release them inside the store.
Find all of the mayonnaise, ketchup, Cool Whip, mustard, and similar products and dump them on the floor.
Spray random people with a fire extinguisher.

A water park.

Push kids out of line and say, "This may be life or death!"
Go into the pool and stand by someone then fart, "This isn't a hot tub Ma'am/Sir."
Go to the deepest end of the Wave pool. And when a wave comes, jump up and down saying, "I CAN'T SWIM AHHHHHH!" Push whoever is next to you down into the water and run.

Neighbor's House

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Poop in the water.
Throw a Old Lady down the water slide
Yell "CRAP THIS! WHERE ARE THE ROLLER COASTERS?!?!"
Jump in the Fish tank while eating a Churo.

The White House.

Tear down drapes and Exclaim randomly, "OMYGOSH!!!"
Run around the noble office dressed in your best clothing, "Ima gonna be late for mai date with Michelle."
Sit behind the President's desk and say, "Alright America. Today it will be cloudy with a chance of meatballs."
Spit in the face of a guard.

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Neighbor's house.