It's I CEO and Founder of Bland Flakes here to tell you some good news!
Turns out a lot of you have played with the portal gun that I didn't directly steal from another laboratory. Anyway I'm glad a lot of you looked passed the deadly side effects I forgot to mention it makes me proud to see you guys playing it.
Most popular game of the week! (Legitimately unlike the other one... Dysfunctional... no offense though...towards me.)
The tests aren't over! The portal gun has yet to be packed with my awesome features! One of these features will be the patented Bland Flakes dispenser!
Oh and about those side affects, you will receive a check in the mail for 15 monopoly dollars!
Sorry for anyone that used the portal gun and is lost in another dimension... if you're reading this it probably isn't that bad since you have a have WIFI connection.
Your friend,
BlandFlakes
Turns out a lot of you have played with the portal gun that I didn't directly steal from another laboratory. Anyway I'm glad a lot of you looked passed the deadly side effects I forgot to mention it makes me proud to see you guys playing it.
Most popular game of the week! (Legitimately unlike the other one... Dysfunctional... no offense though...towards me.)
The tests aren't over! The portal gun has yet to be packed with my awesome features! One of these features will be the patented Bland Flakes dispenser!
Oh and about those side affects, you will receive a check in the mail for 15 monopoly dollars!
Sorry for anyone that used the portal gun and is lost in another dimension... if you're reading this it probably isn't that bad since you have a have WIFI connection.
Your friend,
BlandFlakes