Why am I.. So stupid?

[Qwertygiy]

I remember when I almost set my room on fire with a table lamp. I was resting it on my pillow (while it was on) so that my pillow would be lovely and warm. The end result was a big black burn mark.

Ditto with a wooden table... and a journal.

I remember I had set the lamp down... and then panicking when a really weird ugly smell started appearing. I thought there was a gas leak somewhere or carbon monoxide or something, then I noticed the lamp on the journal... so I set it on the table itself.

Yeah... Don't ever do that.