Everything wrong with me.

[Hippo]

OH NO CLEAVAGE!

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I can do the "where I got things from" gimmick.

I'll look at my books.
Big bad book of Bart Simpson - Waterstones.
Horrible Histories annual - Christmas
Flanimals day of the bletchling - Christmas
The Immortals - I got that from a friend before it came out. His mum works at WHS and she met the author, he gave my friend the book and my friend gave it to me.
The Curse of the Gloamglozer - Box of frogs
Clash of the Sky Galleons - Box of Frogs
Stormchaser - Waterstones
Midnight over Sanctaphrax - Waterstones
Vox - Waterstones
Freeglader - Waterstones
Lost barkscrolls - Waterstones
The stone pilot - My school book fair
The homer book - waterstones
The bart book - borders
the comic book guy book - borders
seeker - box of frogs
jango - box of frogs
noman - box of frogs
How much poo does an elephant do - waterstones
why is snot green - waterstones
silly signs - the national trust gift shop
the grim grotto - box of frogs
the ersatz elevator - box of frogs
the miserable millbox of frogs
the wide window - box of frogs
tye reptile room - waterstones
the bad beginning - waterstones
wanted the hundred mile an hour dog - waterstones
encyclopedia of world history - passed down from duck, don't know where he got it.

Can't be bothered to do any more, that's about a quarter of my books.