Corrupt a wish

[Hippo]

Granted, but you have to experience the deaths of all of your loved ones.

Granted, but you were poorly maintenance to the point where you could only go 10mph at top speed with an acceleration of 1mph.

I wish Kupenko liked me. [I might have already said this :0]

Granted, but you were ditched a month later.

I wish I didn't have a tomato sauce stain on my favourite shirt.