Guys, I found some old buildism lore

[Duck]

Are you questioning the dear chancellor and pope and supreme leader of the glorious republic of the revived order?

Let me tell you something shocking.

One of my archaeologists was digging up random crap until he found a tablet that translated into- Well, you don't need to know that, but here's what you need to know. We have found evidence of positive affiliations you had with TO, which showed you shaking hands with your famous brother, cheesesticks, while happily holding the flag of TO chanting "Long live The Order, Change and Unity for all!"

must be my ancestors