10-06-2011, 10:44 PM
Or you can just read some good fiction books... You might have to settle for longer quotes though.
"One of the best inventions of early man was the wheel. It proceeded to make him even earlier, provided he did not attempt to travel during rush hour. Sadly, we do not know who invented the wheel because there were no patents. There were no patents because there were no lawyers. But then the wheel was invented and ran over some people. Then there were lawyers everywhere." -Dr. Cuthbert Soup
"Good grief, no! We aren't eating these beasts! We are simply finding a way to dip them in jam before they return to, um, chewing grass, or whatever it is they do with their time!" -Howard Whitehouse
"One of the best inventions of early man was the wheel. It proceeded to make him even earlier, provided he did not attempt to travel during rush hour. Sadly, we do not know who invented the wheel because there were no patents. There were no patents because there were no lawyers. But then the wheel was invented and ran over some people. Then there were lawyers everywhere." -Dr. Cuthbert Soup
"Good grief, no! We aren't eating these beasts! We are simply finding a way to dip them in jam before they return to, um, chewing grass, or whatever it is they do with their time!" -Howard Whitehouse