10-06-2011, 11:08 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-10-2011, 04:43 AM by Megabrawler.)
The Buildist Dictionary
It's like the bible made into a dictionary, but one that actually makes sense.
A
ALL CAPS: WOW I CAN HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD SCREAMING THAT I'M LATE TO WORK HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT I ACTUALLY USE SHIFT AND NOT CAPS? OMG A HEADACHE AAAAAAAAAA RAGEASASLAKDMAWKM
Atheism: A Christian's greatest fear.
ES(Example Sentence): Omg guys atheism is scary i hope i dont become one of the non believers
Atheist Repellent: Exactly what it sounds like; Now in clip-on form!
B
[The] Bible: The #1 New York Time's best selling book. Some call it a mystery-adventure, some see it as an epic poem, liberals see it as a Guinness world record book of people who can walk on water and resurrect, and others see it as complete gibberish. Despite being panned by atheist critics, many people still attempt to do the impossible by trying to decipher the book, unaware that it is on taxpayers' expense. At this rate, it will take 200 years of more technology to correctly decipher it.
Buildism: The Internet itself.
C
Christians: Missionaries who work to spread the truth and love about God.
Creepers: Not much is known why these creatures are suicide bombers, but according to Fox News (Conservative and Christian Valued News, God Approves!) creepers were behind 9/11, and that George Bush covered it up by saying Muslims did it because Bush was a time traveler from the future that enjoyed playing MC and didn't want future notch to get sued the hell out of by Cantor Fitzgerald employees
D
Dictionary: Um, er, yeah... You see, a dictionary is um.. Oh, now you're judging us? Why don't you liberal scum go to Wiktionary if we're not "intellectual" enough for your taste?
E
F
FFFFFUUUUU: An expression of extreme frustration.
G
God: Supreme administrator of the universe.
ES: Hey guys, I sent the application to God for a position in moderating, I hope I get the job!
H
Halo: I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and doesn’t afraid of anything…
Homosexuality: A heterosexual's greatest fear.
Hypocrite: Pretty much everyone.
I
Ignorant: An insult so overused, the original meaning has been forgotten and buried under piles of flame wars. If you want to rely on liberals and what they want you to believe then go to Wiktionary, traitor.
Insult: These are used to drive people off the original purpose of the thread because the reader has nothing else to fend for. Usually everyone is insulting each other simultaneously.
Internet Cool Points: Internet cool points are units of coolness you obtain in the Internet. These can be earned in many ways. Examples of people who have have an abnormally large coolness factor are Internet tough guys, bad asses, popular people, and even mods.
Internet Police: Tired of miscreants bullying you on your Internets? The Internet police is on your side! They'll take their time reading emails, chat logs, and Google searches just for the well being of America! What a great country this is! help
J
Jacob_: According to Buildists, Jacob_ is the god of Buildism. Sorry, no jokes here or you'll be struck by divine lightning!
Jew: According to a few reputable sources, it is a term used to describe anyone who does not have a supreme amount of Internet cool points.
K
Kool Kids Klub: The koolest kids in the world you would ever witness. Don't bother chatting with them, they're too kool for that.
L
Luckyone: Liberal and devil minion, he lurks and PA. He fits in the descriptions of a political genius, Internet bad ass, social intellect, and the most perfect person in the world. He's polite to Jacob_, but only to reduce his chances of being banned so he can continue annoying everyone else.
What he she might say: "Everybody's a moron except me"
"LOL U MAD"
"NOOB007 U MAD"
"GLOME U MAD"
"BROLOXER U MAD"
"BUILDISM U MAD"
"*Insert anti-American phrase here*"
"Stupid patriotic conservative rednecks." -Luckyone after discovering that Bush = Connecticut Texas = Republican = Rednecks so therefore all republicans are Texans and all Texans are rednecks. Amazing logic.
"Stupid moron Christians."
M
Michael Moore: The Antichrist, leader of the liberals, and the biggest hypocrite on Earth. He's famous for arguing about how capitalism is "evil" while he also profits from it.
What he might say: "DOCTORS HATE AMERICA"
"CAPITALISM HATES AMERICA"
"GEORGE BUSH HATES AMERICA"
"CONSERVATIVES HATE AMERICA"
N
No: The answer to stupidity or spam, ironically being spam itself as ITS ONLEH 1 WORD AND NO CONVERSATIONAL REPORTED 4 SPAM NOB(Mini modding is not aloud, double irony). The only way not to make this mistake is by showing off your diverse vocabulary (Thus making the post longer and thicker(haha lama pun)) and still stay cool at the same time.
ES: "LOLZ I EM TEH FISHE :3333333 :p" No.
"PONIEZ ARE ASUM" No.
"The Buildist Dictionary!" No.
"cool" No.
"SHOES FASHION GLORY GET YOUR SHOES NOW 7.99USD 90% OFF" No.
"We are anonymous" No.
"im from roblox hi" No.
"I'm one of the mostest and bestest players here make me mod plz i promise i wont rage" No.
"Lets help stop bullying!" No.
"Steve Jobs died! PARTY" No.
"Instead of 'The Urban Dicionary' how about 'The Rural Dictionary'? XD" No.
" :gun_bandana::furious::crazy:" No.
"Hey I'm 11 and British but I like this site better than ROBLOX. Does that make me special?" No.
"Buildism rox EPIKFAIC!" The last words of a person that leaves Buildism 2 hours later. Also, no.
"Guys we're all equal stop hating each other!!!! ):" No.
O
P
[Internet] Philosophers: Annoying people who "spread their wisdom" and ideas of a totalitarian society. They pretend to be British and "cultured" but all they do is make up quotes to make them sound like social intellects.
[Internet; Isn't that obvious already?] Political Geniuses: They're somewhat similar to Internet philosophers, but instead of hippie talk they focus more on rambling about things they don't know about. Whenever they get in a flame war of such "intelligence" they first go on a Wikipedia article of whatever crap is happening and than assert their dominance of supreme knowledge, however, it isn't that easy because political flame wars can last for months until some philosopher/emo comes in and protests that this is why the world is "greedy and corrupt and evil." A fair number of these people are extremists and wished that Hitler would have ruled the world because worshiping some insane person that wanted the world to be his slave earns you Internet cool points. SIEGE HEIL (You might as well play along with Hitler's fanboys, you'll need the Internet cool points to survive later on.)
Q
R
R: A letter Asian people use to replace "L" with. Major confusion occurs when the person talking to the Asian doesn't know if he/she means rice or lice.
Random = Funny: Universal law of the Internet. If you want to be with the hip and cool kids you gotta say something hip and cool.
ES: Hey guys hitler died yesterday LOL WAFFLES hey im 12 and what is this SUPERMAN hey anyways im hot and single and NO uglies allowed my dad is the presedent dont be mean to be or he will call the militiry and LOLCATS ha omg MAMA LUIGI
ROBLOXians: Mostly annoying people. Large portions of the foruming community are arrogant spammers who take pride in their post count to compensate for their small [Censored, sorry, this is a SFW dictionary! If you are a dirty liberal, then go to Urban Dictionary or whatever.] and their insignificant lives. Another major part of the community are complainers. Their favorite things to do can include crying about how much "better" the community was back then and preaching how the admins are "evil and greedy." Despite being said over 5000 times they continue to repeat over and over. They may try to emulate the past somehow. OD'ers and spammers takes up another huge portion in the pie chart.
What they might say: "IF YOU DONT COPY AND PASTE THIS IN 30 BADGES, PLACES, SHIRTS, AND PANTS YOU WILL GET 7 YEARS OF BAD LUCK"
"Want to be friends?"
"LOL PINGAS"
"i r teh king of RT!11!
"
"anonymous is a haxering machine"
"OMG TELAMON SAID CRAP OMG OMG OMG"
"We're gonna have a gewd time in bed if u know wat i mean ;p"
"say 123 for hot gf"
"I miss the old days, now the admins are greedy and all the good players are banned/quit ):"
"catch the flag for 10000000000000000 robux!"
"I'm filming a youtube video at my place"
"guests suk ololol stopid kiddie gests shouldent be alowed 2 play dis game and im mature enoff to play a gam wif guns"
"REPORTED"
S
T
Tvtropes: Self-proclaimed analysts and geniuses, these guys waste their time typing up stuff that only a few people will ever read. Just by the name you can tell that they are obsessed with junk no one cares about.
U
umad: Overused and abused awfully on Buildism, it is the last resort self-proclaimed trolls in denial (Self-proclaimed and denied? That is a new record.) use to ward off challengers after they run out of witty phrases and insults. There has only been a few instances where it was properly used. And no, we're not mad.
Unbook: Unbook have doubleplusungood crimethinks. BB unapprove.
Urban Dictionary: COMPETITOR ALERT, COMPETITOR ALERT. UNLESS YOU ARE A PIECE OF LIBERAL SCUM, DON'T GO INTO THIS WEBSITE. COMPLETE RIP OFF
V
W
Wikipedia: Overly liberal cult. Encyclopedia? More like an excuse for liberal breeding-grounds. To other Buildists it is the main source of information (Lies) they use for their school projects.
Wtf: Internet slang that is intended to let the reader know that the poster knows how to cuss 'cause cussing is kool. It's popular on YouTube and teen forums where nearly every post is like "OMG WTF JUSTIN BEIBER IS COMING TO TOWN WTF WTF WTF I DONT EVEN NO WAT DAT MEENS BUT ITS PROBLY LIKE A BAD WORD AND I USE BAD WORDS ALOT"
X
Y
your of [X]: your of definition
YouTube: From political geniuses to Internet tuff guys, YouTube is a hub and breeding ground for many archetypes. The community is devoted to protesting in Guy Fawkes masks, script kiddies, attention/cam [Censored!], spam, conspiracy theories, clips from Family Guy, Spongebob, memes/fads, attempts at being an Internet celebrity, Hitler rants/Downfall parodies, collegehumor, liberal bias, extremists, atheists, remixes, vevo, 9/11, Nazis, end of the world/2012, stolen videos, pointless hate, and overall stupid comments.
X
Z
1-9
1 + 1 = 11: Unless you are a retard, this is the true answer to the equation. Self-proclaimed mathematicians have started pointless wars on the validity of the answer, but we, the true mathematicians, know the answer is, beyond all questioning, 11.
These examples also follow the formula: 3+3=33
7+2=72
13+9=139
2,734+2,312=27,342,312
Note that 2+2 doesn't follow this rule, instead it equals to 5.
This dictionary is incomplete, you can help by adding utter sarcasm and witty remarks someone typed 6 months ago.
If you have a problem with a definition then PM me, or leave a post. We take pride in being the #1 SFW Buildist Dictionary!
It's like the bible made into a dictionary, but one that actually makes sense.
A
ALL CAPS: WOW I CAN HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD SCREAMING THAT I'M LATE TO WORK HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT I ACTUALLY USE SHIFT AND NOT CAPS? OMG A HEADACHE AAAAAAAAAA RAGEASASLAKDMAWKM
Atheism: A Christian's greatest fear.
ES(Example Sentence): Omg guys atheism is scary i hope i dont become one of the non believers
Atheist Repellent: Exactly what it sounds like; Now in clip-on form!
B
[The] Bible: The #1 New York Time's best selling book. Some call it a mystery-adventure, some see it as an epic poem, liberals see it as a Guinness world record book of people who can walk on water and resurrect, and others see it as complete gibberish. Despite being panned by atheist critics, many people still attempt to do the impossible by trying to decipher the book, unaware that it is on taxpayers' expense. At this rate, it will take 200 years of more technology to correctly decipher it.
Buildism: The Internet itself.
C
Christians: Missionaries who work to spread the truth and love about God.
Creepers: Not much is known why these creatures are suicide bombers, but according to Fox News (Conservative and Christian Valued News, God Approves!) creepers were behind 9/11, and that George Bush covered it up by saying Muslims did it because Bush was a time traveler from the future that enjoyed playing MC and didn't want future notch to get sued the hell out of by Cantor Fitzgerald employees
D
Dictionary: Um, er, yeah... You see, a dictionary is um.. Oh, now you're judging us? Why don't you liberal scum go to Wiktionary if we're not "intellectual" enough for your taste?
E
F
FFFFFUUUUU: An expression of extreme frustration.
G
God: Supreme administrator of the universe.
ES: Hey guys, I sent the application to God for a position in moderating, I hope I get the job!
H
Halo: I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and doesn’t afraid of anything…
Homosexuality: A heterosexual's greatest fear.
Hypocrite: Pretty much everyone.
I
Ignorant: An insult so overused, the original meaning has been forgotten and buried under piles of flame wars. If you want to rely on liberals and what they want you to believe then go to Wiktionary, traitor.
Insult: These are used to drive people off the original purpose of the thread because the reader has nothing else to fend for. Usually everyone is insulting each other simultaneously.
Internet Cool Points: Internet cool points are units of coolness you obtain in the Internet. These can be earned in many ways. Examples of people who have have an abnormally large coolness factor are Internet tough guys, bad asses, popular people, and even mods.
Internet Police: Tired of miscreants bullying you on your Internets? The Internet police is on your side! They'll take their time reading emails, chat logs, and Google searches just for the well being of America! What a great country this is! help
J
Jacob_: According to Buildists, Jacob_ is the god of Buildism. Sorry, no jokes here or you'll be struck by divine lightning!
Jew: According to a few reputable sources, it is a term used to describe anyone who does not have a supreme amount of Internet cool points.
K
Kool Kids Klub: The koolest kids in the world you would ever witness. Don't bother chatting with them, they're too kool for that.
L
Luckyone: Liberal and devil minion, he lurks and PA. He fits in the descriptions of a political genius, Internet bad ass, social intellect, and the most perfect person in the world. He's polite to Jacob_, but only to reduce his chances of being banned so he can continue annoying everyone else.
What he she might say: "Everybody's a moron except me"
"LOL U MAD"
"NOOB007 U MAD"
"GLOME U MAD"
"BROLOXER U MAD"
"BUILDISM U MAD"
"*Insert anti-American phrase here*"
"Stupid patriotic conservative rednecks." -Luckyone after discovering that Bush = Connecticut Texas = Republican = Rednecks so therefore all republicans are Texans and all Texans are rednecks. Amazing logic.
"Stupid moron Christians."
M
Michael Moore: The Antichrist, leader of the liberals, and the biggest hypocrite on Earth. He's famous for arguing about how capitalism is "evil" while he also profits from it.
What he might say: "DOCTORS HATE AMERICA"
"CAPITALISM HATES AMERICA"
"GEORGE BUSH HATES AMERICA"
"CONSERVATIVES HATE AMERICA"
N
No: The answer to stupidity or spam, ironically being spam itself as ITS ONLEH 1 WORD AND NO CONVERSATIONAL REPORTED 4 SPAM NOB(Mini modding is not aloud, double irony). The only way not to make this mistake is by showing off your diverse vocabulary (Thus making the post longer and thicker(haha lama pun)) and still stay cool at the same time.
ES: "LOLZ I EM TEH FISHE :3333333 :p" No.
"PONIEZ ARE ASUM" No.
"The Buildist Dictionary!" No.
"cool" No.
"SHOES FASHION GLORY GET YOUR SHOES NOW 7.99USD 90% OFF" No.
"We are anonymous" No.
"im from roblox hi" No.
"I'm one of the mostest and bestest players here make me mod plz i promise i wont rage" No.
"Lets help stop bullying!" No.
"Steve Jobs died! PARTY" No.
"Instead of 'The Urban Dicionary' how about 'The Rural Dictionary'? XD" No.
" :gun_bandana::furious::crazy:" No.
"Hey I'm 11 and British but I like this site better than ROBLOX. Does that make me special?" No.
"Buildism rox EPIKFAIC!" The last words of a person that leaves Buildism 2 hours later. Also, no.
"Guys we're all equal stop hating each other!!!! ):" No.
O
P
[Internet] Philosophers: Annoying people who "spread their wisdom" and ideas of a totalitarian society. They pretend to be British and "cultured" but all they do is make up quotes to make them sound like social intellects.
[Internet; Isn't that obvious already?] Political Geniuses: They're somewhat similar to Internet philosophers, but instead of hippie talk they focus more on rambling about things they don't know about. Whenever they get in a flame war of such "intelligence" they first go on a Wikipedia article of whatever crap is happening and than assert their dominance of supreme knowledge, however, it isn't that easy because political flame wars can last for months until some philosopher/emo comes in and protests that this is why the world is "greedy and corrupt and evil." A fair number of these people are extremists and wished that Hitler would have ruled the world because worshiping some insane person that wanted the world to be his slave earns you Internet cool points. SIEGE HEIL (You might as well play along with Hitler's fanboys, you'll need the Internet cool points to survive later on.)
Q
R
R: A letter Asian people use to replace "L" with. Major confusion occurs when the person talking to the Asian doesn't know if he/she means rice or lice.
Random = Funny: Universal law of the Internet. If you want to be with the hip and cool kids you gotta say something hip and cool.
ES: Hey guys hitler died yesterday LOL WAFFLES hey im 12 and what is this SUPERMAN hey anyways im hot and single and NO uglies allowed my dad is the presedent dont be mean to be or he will call the militiry and LOLCATS ha omg MAMA LUIGI
ROBLOXians: Mostly annoying people. Large portions of the foruming community are arrogant spammers who take pride in their post count to compensate for their small [Censored, sorry, this is a SFW dictionary! If you are a dirty liberal, then go to Urban Dictionary or whatever.] and their insignificant lives. Another major part of the community are complainers. Their favorite things to do can include crying about how much "better" the community was back then and preaching how the admins are "evil and greedy." Despite being said over 5000 times they continue to repeat over and over. They may try to emulate the past somehow. OD'ers and spammers takes up another huge portion in the pie chart.
What they might say: "IF YOU DONT COPY AND PASTE THIS IN 30 BADGES, PLACES, SHIRTS, AND PANTS YOU WILL GET 7 YEARS OF BAD LUCK"
"Want to be friends?"
"LOL PINGAS"
"i r teh king of RT!11!
""anonymous is a haxering machine"
"OMG TELAMON SAID CRAP OMG OMG OMG"
"We're gonna have a gewd time in bed if u know wat i mean ;p"
"say 123 for hot gf"
"I miss the old days, now the admins are greedy and all the good players are banned/quit ):"
"catch the flag for 10000000000000000 robux!"
"I'm filming a youtube video at my place"
"guests suk ololol stopid kiddie gests shouldent be alowed 2 play dis game and im mature enoff to play a gam wif guns"
"REPORTED"
S
T
Tvtropes: Self-proclaimed analysts and geniuses, these guys waste their time typing up stuff that only a few people will ever read. Just by the name you can tell that they are obsessed with junk no one cares about.
U
umad: Overused and abused awfully on Buildism, it is the last resort self-proclaimed trolls in denial (Self-proclaimed and denied? That is a new record.) use to ward off challengers after they run out of witty phrases and insults. There has only been a few instances where it was properly used. And no, we're not mad.
Unbook: Unbook have doubleplusungood crimethinks. BB unapprove.
Urban Dictionary: COMPETITOR ALERT, COMPETITOR ALERT. UNLESS YOU ARE A PIECE OF LIBERAL SCUM, DON'T GO INTO THIS WEBSITE. COMPLETE RIP OFF
V
W
Wikipedia: Overly liberal cult. Encyclopedia? More like an excuse for liberal breeding-grounds. To other Buildists it is the main source of information (Lies) they use for their school projects.
Wtf: Internet slang that is intended to let the reader know that the poster knows how to cuss 'cause cussing is kool. It's popular on YouTube and teen forums where nearly every post is like "OMG WTF JUSTIN BEIBER IS COMING TO TOWN WTF WTF WTF I DONT EVEN NO WAT DAT MEENS BUT ITS PROBLY LIKE A BAD WORD AND I USE BAD WORDS ALOT"
X
Y
your of [X]: your of definition
YouTube: From political geniuses to Internet tuff guys, YouTube is a hub and breeding ground for many archetypes. The community is devoted to protesting in Guy Fawkes masks, script kiddies, attention/cam [Censored!], spam, conspiracy theories, clips from Family Guy, Spongebob, memes/fads, attempts at being an Internet celebrity, Hitler rants/Downfall parodies, collegehumor, liberal bias, extremists, atheists, remixes, vevo, 9/11, Nazis, end of the world/2012, stolen videos, pointless hate, and overall stupid comments.
X
Z
1-9
1 + 1 = 11: Unless you are a retard, this is the true answer to the equation. Self-proclaimed mathematicians have started pointless wars on the validity of the answer, but we, the true mathematicians, know the answer is, beyond all questioning, 11.
These examples also follow the formula: 3+3=33
7+2=72
13+9=139
2,734+2,312=27,342,312
Note that 2+2 doesn't follow this rule, instead it equals to 5.
This dictionary is incomplete, you can help by adding utter sarcasm and witty remarks someone typed 6 months ago.
If you have a problem with a definition then PM me, or leave a post. We take pride in being the #1 SFW Buildist Dictionary!