10-14-2011, 12:02 AM
HOW TO BE A PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF SOCIETY
OK, kids, there is a time in your life when you ask yourself this very question, "Where does money come from?"
Some guess it comes from trees, others say it comes from wombs. But silly children, those guesses are both wrong! Money comes from our superior and great leaders.
Money is a reward and a requirement in life. There's simply no way to live without it in this great nation, so let me give you some helpful advice and tips to be a successful capitalist!
Avoid atheists; Atheists are the spawn of the devil, don't fall in their path.
Avoid liberals; These people complain about how America is not good enough for them, but the truth is that America is too perfect for them. GO TO CHINA FR33DOM H8TORS
Watch Fox News: If you want to get complete accuracy and something to rely on, watch Fox News! These guys are so pro that there is no need to watch any other news channel (Especially liberal ones, and I mean you, CNN! Grrr...).
Avoid Catholicism; Catholics are a rip-off version of the real believers. Real Christians definitely know that God is white, while Catholics believe that God is really Latino. Such impurity!
When in doubt [of success], make a scam; Jamster is a good example.
Never take liberal money; It is a SIN. Since when? Umm.. Well... Uh.. Mmm.. Huh.. Hmm... Err.. Ugh... Eh.. Erm.. STARTING SINCE NOW! YEAH.
And this is only some of the many tips you can follow to be successful and proud!
OK, kids, there is a time in your life when you ask yourself this very question, "Where does money come from?"
Some guess it comes from trees, others say it comes from wombs. But silly children, those guesses are both wrong! Money comes from our superior and great leaders.
Money is a reward and a requirement in life. There's simply no way to live without it in this great nation, so let me give you some helpful advice and tips to be a successful capitalist!
Avoid atheists; Atheists are the spawn of the devil, don't fall in their path.
Avoid liberals; These people complain about how America is not good enough for them, but the truth is that America is too perfect for them. GO TO CHINA FR33DOM H8TORS
Watch Fox News: If you want to get complete accuracy and something to rely on, watch Fox News! These guys are so pro that there is no need to watch any other news channel (Especially liberal ones, and I mean you, CNN! Grrr...).
Avoid Catholicism; Catholics are a rip-off version of the real believers. Real Christians definitely know that God is white, while Catholics believe that God is really Latino. Such impurity!
When in doubt [of success], make a scam; Jamster is a good example.
Never take liberal money; It is a SIN. Since when? Umm.. Well... Uh.. Mmm.. Huh.. Hmm... Err.. Ugh... Eh.. Erm.. STARTING SINCE NOW! YEAH.
And this is only some of the many tips you can follow to be successful and proud!