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did u no: That I'm pro at ASCII art? # <- It's a waffle! ~ <- And this is a worm!
did u no: That an 80 yrs old Chinese man has broke out of jail and somehow obtained access to the Internet, causing many middle school girls to evacuate?
did u no: That I'm running out of damn ideas and you're all just sitting there like lazy infidels expecting for more?
did u no: That blak pepols love KFC? In fact, that's what there blood is made of.
did u no: That this is the longest-running blog?
did u no: That males are the masters of humanity?
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The Scientists
Hello, boys and girls! Today, we're going to learn about bad words!
Audience: Bad words?
Yes, bad words! They're the bad things atheists say. I'll need a volunteer to come up here.
Boy: OK.
So what's your name?
Boy: Brian
Aww, isn't that a beautiful name? Well anyways, let's get started! Now tell me, what do YOU know about these no-no words?
Brian: Well, they're bad. My dad said it once.
Then that means your dad is a filthy infidelic pig!
Brian: Well, I guess you're right.....
What else do you want to tell me about these words?
Brian: Well, I was having a nightmare so I woke up and turned on the television. I changed the channel to Cartoonnetwork, but Cartoonnetwork was not there and there was this weird thing called "Adult Swim" or whatever. And then there was this show called "The Boondocks" or something and it said A LOTTA bad words. Does viewing this stuff make me go to hell?
Only if you watch it on purpose.
Brian: Well, okay. I'm going to pray for Jesus extra hard even though it was just an accident.
You're a really good boy, God must be proud of you!
did u no: That I'm pro at ASCII art? # <- It's a waffle! ~ <- And this is a worm!
did u no: That an 80 yrs old Chinese man has broke out of jail and somehow obtained access to the Internet, causing many middle school girls to evacuate?
did u no: That I'm running out of damn ideas and you're all just sitting there like lazy infidels expecting for more?
did u no: That blak pepols love KFC? In fact, that's what there blood is made of.
did u no: That this is the longest-running blog?
did u no: That males are the masters of humanity?
Article Section
grtdshrttsruhs5r6uhesrjnes
The Scientists
Hello, boys and girls! Today, we're going to learn about bad words!
Audience: Bad words?
Yes, bad words! They're the bad things atheists say. I'll need a volunteer to come up here.
Boy: OK.
So what's your name?
Boy: Brian
Aww, isn't that a beautiful name? Well anyways, let's get started! Now tell me, what do YOU know about these no-no words?
Brian: Well, they're bad. My dad said it once.
Then that means your dad is a filthy infidelic pig!
Brian: Well, I guess you're right.....
What else do you want to tell me about these words?
Brian: Well, I was having a nightmare so I woke up and turned on the television. I changed the channel to Cartoonnetwork, but Cartoonnetwork was not there and there was this weird thing called "Adult Swim" or whatever. And then there was this show called "The Boondocks" or something and it said A LOTTA bad words. Does viewing this stuff make me go to hell?
Only if you watch it on purpose.
Brian: Well, okay. I'm going to pray for Jesus extra hard even though it was just an accident.
You're a really good boy, God must be proud of you!