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The Good Parenting Show

Hello, I'll be your host for 'The Good Parenting Show.'

Having trouble with your kids, or is there something even worse than that? Perhaps you need help on lying to your children. Since kids are stupid and gullible FOX NEWSs, tonight's topic will be easy to master.

Kids will believe in any BS you have to say for some reason. Are they 'rebelling' against you? Are they staying way past their bedtime? Just tell them that if they don't go to sleep by the time they're supposed to, Pedobear will stalk and rape them.

Are you too lazy to get a decent job but your kids are demanding something expensive for Christmas? Just tell them Santy Clause couldn't make it to your home due to 'technical errors' or that the three kings ran out of socks to give.

Are you dealing with similar issues but with a teenager instead? Teens are the greatest threat yet to all other generations inspiring aluminum sheet bands and angsty of all sorts. Despite being an incredible pain in the ass, they are quite easy to silence. Just use the good old "I'm going to take your cellphone away if you don't shut the FOX NEWS up" threat and they'll be kissing up to your ass. This works especially well with spoiled and undeserving teens.

And we're out!