01-12-2012, 11:51 PM
BREAKING NEWS
It has been reported that the Eiffel Tower- Yes, I said THE EIFFEL TOWER, was destroyed in a recent incident. A local Christianologist reported that the tower obstructed God's view of "the pretty lady down the street" which caused him to point down the middle finger and shoot out lightning. If you ever go to Paris, just remember that the Eiffel Tower you see there is a fake even though they will never admit the loss of their only piece of recognition.
This is actual footage captured by our news chopper.
It has been reported that the Eiffel Tower- Yes, I said THE EIFFEL TOWER, was destroyed in a recent incident. A local Christianologist reported that the tower obstructed God's view of "the pretty lady down the street" which caused him to point down the middle finger and shoot out lightning. If you ever go to Paris, just remember that the Eiffel Tower you see there is a fake even though they will never admit the loss of their only piece of recognition.
This is actual footage captured by our news chopper.