01-22-2012, 06:30 AM
(This post was last modified: 01-22-2012, 06:39 AM by Megabrawler.)
Over the Safety Ledge
Bob: Hey Daren.
Daren: Hi Bob.
Bob: You can't believe what I found at the mall today!
Bob: It's a vintage p-
Daren: *Moans*
Bob: ...And it even comes with a- Wait, what is that supposed to mean?
Daren: It's just that nearly every time we get together you start to act like some shopaholic psycho woman who can't shut the hell up about things I don't care.
Bob: Are you trying to insult me?
Daren: Yes, and I hope it hurts you.
Bob: If we were really friends, two best buds, the two musketeers, then why have you been acting so rude to me?
Daren: Let's just forget about this conversation. It's just that some other stuff has been seriously pissing me off and I can't control my anger very well and..
Bob: I understand, but please, for the sake of our friendship, do not vent at me...
Daren: *Sigh* So... What should we talk about now?
Bob: Um.
Daren: Maybe we should just ask each other generic questions, huh?
Bob: Yeah, so um, how was school today?
Daren: ... This is awkward. How about we meet some other time when this weirdness pulls out?
Bob: Agreed. See you later.
Daren: Bye.
"...on a beautiful day, beautiful way to spend time on that beautiful bay, and beautiful sky..."
;)
Bob: Hey Daren.
Daren: Hi Bob.
Bob: You can't believe what I found at the mall today!
Bob: It's a vintage p-
Daren: *Moans*
Bob: ...And it even comes with a- Wait, what is that supposed to mean?
Daren: It's just that nearly every time we get together you start to act like some shopaholic psycho woman who can't shut the hell up about things I don't care.
Bob: Are you trying to insult me?
Daren: Yes, and I hope it hurts you.
Bob: If we were really friends, two best buds, the two musketeers, then why have you been acting so rude to me?
Daren: Let's just forget about this conversation. It's just that some other stuff has been seriously pissing me off and I can't control my anger very well and..
Bob: I understand, but please, for the sake of our friendship, do not vent at me...
Daren: *Sigh* So... What should we talk about now?
Bob: Um.
Daren: Maybe we should just ask each other generic questions, huh?
Bob: Yeah, so um, how was school today?
Daren: ... This is awkward. How about we meet some other time when this weirdness pulls out?
Bob: Agreed. See you later.
Daren: Bye.
"...on a beautiful day, beautiful way to spend time on that beautiful bay, and beautiful sky..."
;)