02-07-2012, 02:19 AM
That 12's Show
IT'S THE 2012 SHOW IT'S THE 2012 SHOW IT'S THE 2012 SHOW AND THAT'S THE END OF THIS INTRO
Dirk: Aw I'm so lonely. How do those jocks get so many girlfriends? Sigh, maybe I'll just die alone and get a 2 line article about my failed novels on Wikipedia
Cool Dude: Hey girls, I just *beep**beep**beep* and *beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep*
Cheerleader: Like o em gee I totally want to be with this guy like for life like he's so cool
Dirk: They seem to be getting along fine.... WAIT! Swearing arouses women! If I thought of that sooner, I'd be POP CULTURE REFERENCE
Dirk: Hi cheerleaders, I like to doo doo da da
Cheeleaders: Like el o el, you're like so, uncool, loser.
Dirk: Sigh
(Later)
That friend: Man, you were probably too good for those ugly girls.
Dirk: Well, besides getting a girlfriend, I have another serious problem
That friend: Com'on, tell me, man
Dirk: I think I have lost the ability of swearing
That friend: Yo, man, you gotta be jokin' man that's bee ess
Dirk: Sigh
That friend: Yo man don't worry. What you need to do is have some talk with yo grandpa. My grandpa helped my *beep**beep**beep**beep*
(Later)
Dirk: Hi grandpa.
GP: Hi sonny. Watcha need?
Dirk: Well, I think I have a serious problem. I can't swear.
Grandpa: Well, sonny, I think the best solution for your type of problem is to just release your anger.
Dirk: Release my anger?
Grandpa: Yes, release it. Bottling up your emotions is not healthy and it is the leading cause of non-swearability.
Dirk: OK, I'm gonna go burn down a church!
Grandpa: Yeah, you go sonny!
(Dirk leaves)
Grandpa: Fucking retard.
(later)
Dirk: (Insane-like) Hehe, some gasoline here, some gasoline there... Swearabilty here I come!
(Lights up match and ignites church on fire)
Dirk: Woohoo! This is totally worth it!
(Dun Dun)
Dirk: Agh, headache. Where am I? Ooo! I'm in a courtroom! Ooo! I'm in Law & Order! I told everyone of my classmates that I would be a famous actor one day! Beedle-leedle dee all of you!
Judge: Order in the court, order in the court!
Dirk: Ooo! Ooo! Are you judge judy?!
Judge: What the hell is this kid talking about?
Dirk: Ooo! I bet I'm in-
Judge: Where were we... Oh yeah, God Vs. Dirk!
Dirk: Oooo! Is the new episode of the 4th season of Moral Orel?!?!? Wait no no, this is the new episode of Friends, right? Two and a half Man? MadTV? Population Zero?
Judge: Shut the *ft* up. Your pop culture references don't even make sense, just like the new episodes of Family Guy. *beep* Fox for airing that crap.
God: Are we ever going to get started with the case?
Dirk: Aw, even the judge swears. I'm just sad that I have lost the ability to swear and therefore can't get any girls. I'm sorry if I caused any harm.
Judge: All this over non-swearabilty? Silly, there's many great ways on how to swear with no mouth involvement.
Dirk: (Sniff Sniff) There is?
Judge: Of course. You can swear through the Internet and even plain paper! Then all the women will be following you on Facebook and who knows what else. The possibilities are endless.
Judge: Since you probably learned your lesson, I'm going to dismiss the trial.
God: Mistrial! Mistrial!
Dirk: Yay! I'm going to go on Conservapedia and spam swears all over the site!
God: Well, this was truly a half-assed epipost.
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IT'S THE 2012 SHOW IT'S THE 2012 SHOW IT'S THE 2012 SHOW AND THAT'S THE END OF THIS INTRO
Dirk: Aw I'm so lonely. How do those jocks get so many girlfriends? Sigh, maybe I'll just die alone and get a 2 line article about my failed novels on Wikipedia
Cool Dude: Hey girls, I just *beep**beep**beep* and *beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep*
Cheerleader: Like o em gee I totally want to be with this guy like for life like he's so cool
Dirk: They seem to be getting along fine.... WAIT! Swearing arouses women! If I thought of that sooner, I'd be POP CULTURE REFERENCE
Dirk: Hi cheerleaders, I like to doo doo da da
Cheeleaders: Like el o el, you're like so, uncool, loser.
Dirk: Sigh
(Later)
That friend: Man, you were probably too good for those ugly girls.
Dirk: Well, besides getting a girlfriend, I have another serious problem
That friend: Com'on, tell me, man
Dirk: I think I have lost the ability of swearing
That friend: Yo, man, you gotta be jokin' man that's bee ess
Dirk: Sigh
That friend: Yo man don't worry. What you need to do is have some talk with yo grandpa. My grandpa helped my *beep**beep**beep**beep*
(Later)
Dirk: Hi grandpa.
GP: Hi sonny. Watcha need?
Dirk: Well, I think I have a serious problem. I can't swear.
Grandpa: Well, sonny, I think the best solution for your type of problem is to just release your anger.
Dirk: Release my anger?
Grandpa: Yes, release it. Bottling up your emotions is not healthy and it is the leading cause of non-swearability.
Dirk: OK, I'm gonna go burn down a church!
Grandpa: Yeah, you go sonny!
(Dirk leaves)
Grandpa: Fucking retard.
(later)
Dirk: (Insane-like) Hehe, some gasoline here, some gasoline there... Swearabilty here I come!
(Lights up match and ignites church on fire)
Dirk: Woohoo! This is totally worth it!
(Dun Dun)
Dirk: Agh, headache. Where am I? Ooo! I'm in a courtroom! Ooo! I'm in Law & Order! I told everyone of my classmates that I would be a famous actor one day! Beedle-leedle dee all of you!
Judge: Order in the court, order in the court!
Dirk: Ooo! Ooo! Are you judge judy?!
Judge: What the hell is this kid talking about?
Dirk: Ooo! I bet I'm in-
Judge: Where were we... Oh yeah, God Vs. Dirk!
Dirk: Oooo! Is the new episode of the 4th season of Moral Orel?!?!? Wait no no, this is the new episode of Friends, right? Two and a half Man? MadTV? Population Zero?
Judge: Shut the *ft* up. Your pop culture references don't even make sense, just like the new episodes of Family Guy. *beep* Fox for airing that crap.
God: Are we ever going to get started with the case?
Dirk: Aw, even the judge swears. I'm just sad that I have lost the ability to swear and therefore can't get any girls. I'm sorry if I caused any harm.
Judge: All this over non-swearabilty? Silly, there's many great ways on how to swear with no mouth involvement.
Dirk: (Sniff Sniff) There is?
Judge: Of course. You can swear through the Internet and even plain paper! Then all the women will be following you on Facebook and who knows what else. The possibilities are endless.
Judge: Since you probably learned your lesson, I'm going to dismiss the trial.
God: Mistrial! Mistrial!
Dirk: Yay! I'm going to go on Conservapedia and spam swears all over the site!
God: Well, this was truly a half-assed epipost.