02-07-2012, 11:20 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-07-2012, 11:21 PM by Megabrawler.)
The Dan Hester Show
Welcome to The Dan Hester Show! I'm your host, Dan Hester!
(Audience Cheering)
Hehe...
(Later)
(Crowd Still Cheering)
OK, now shut the fuck up. First of all, um, since this is my first time with you guys, I would like to introduce myself before we talk about something. I have two beautiful daughters, one 4, one 12, in South Dokota who are watching this right now.
(Crowd Aw's)
I regularly expose them to pornography and violence so they won't bitch about every little thing they see or hear.
Enough about me, we have a special guest!
(Crowd Cheers)
Chad Williams!
CW: Hello, Dan. I'm here to show you my new book, "The Legend of Zzzoxzxozoxzoxzoxzoxzoxozoxzoxozoxooxooxoxoooooosodsoods'- sSIISdisidsidis/sldsdsds-''sd s's's sds' skkdskkkkkk smmmmmmmmsd 'o'o'ew," or you can just call it LoZ.
OK, first of all, what the fuck? Is that your amazing title? You know what? Get the hell out of my show, you're a bigger embarrassment than the Chicago Tribune.
We'll get back to you soon, right after all these tears are drained!
Welcome to The Dan Hester Show! I'm your host, Dan Hester!
(Audience Cheering)
Hehe...
(Later)
(Crowd Still Cheering)
OK, now shut the fuck up. First of all, um, since this is my first time with you guys, I would like to introduce myself before we talk about something. I have two beautiful daughters, one 4, one 12, in South Dokota who are watching this right now.
(Crowd Aw's)
I regularly expose them to pornography and violence so they won't bitch about every little thing they see or hear.
Enough about me, we have a special guest!
(Crowd Cheers)
Chad Williams!
CW: Hello, Dan. I'm here to show you my new book, "The Legend of Zzzoxzxozoxzoxzoxzoxzoxozoxzoxozoxooxooxoxoooooosodsoods'- sSIISdisidsidis/sldsdsds-''sd s's's sds' skkdskkkkkk smmmmmmmmsd 'o'o'ew," or you can just call it LoZ.
OK, first of all, what the fuck? Is that your amazing title? You know what? Get the hell out of my show, you're a bigger embarrassment than the Chicago Tribune.
We'll get back to you soon, right after all these tears are drained!