02-12-2012, 06:55 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-12-2012, 07:35 PM by Megabrawler.)
That 12's Show
IT'S THE 2012 SHOW IT'S THE 2012 SHOW IT'S THE 2012 SHOW AND THAT'S THE END OF THIS INTRO
Dirk: Sigh, I'll never be famous... Like one of those Hollycrap producers who always ruin books by adapting them to movies...
That friend: Yo man, I feel you, I feel you, like that time I wanna be on Nascar course but they say I too young and inexperienced and I'm all like "why don't you say that to my mother's face when she was giving birth to me? Huh, niggers?" Don't worry, I defend you from lawyers.
Dirk: Hey! We should make our own movie!
TF: Yo man good idea man. How we make money to fund movie though?
Dirk: LOL Corp. can fund us. Those guys fund everything.
(Later)
Dirk: What's our current status?
TF: Well so far one of the actors committed the suicide through the grinder cause of some MC threads and chats. I found some guts and bones but cannot find the brain or heart.
Dirk: So far, so good!
Some person: Guys! We have received a letter from Hollywood!
Dirk: Hm?
Dear Dirk,
(One tl;dr letter later)
Dirk: Hollywood's closing us down?! Fuck those assholes. What about our lawyers?
Some person: LOL Corp is currently being investigated by the FBI, which suspends our funding for lawyers or this film.
Dirk: Guys, I have an announcement!
Actor #1: Hurry up, it's our lunch break!
Dirk: Unfortunately, we're being closed by Hollywood and our funds are suspended..
Actor #1: Thank God I'm free!
(Everyone besides Dirk, TF, and some person rushes out of the studio)
Dirk: Sigh, now I'll never be famous...
Some person: Well, I gotta go to my Daughter's birthday party.. (Leaves)
TF: Yo man, don't worry, we could try next time. We become so famous, we make George Clooney turn to George Clowney.
Dirk: Maybe someday, maybe someday...
IT'S THE 2012 SHOW IT'S THE 2012 SHOW IT'S THE 2012 SHOW AND THAT'S THE END OF THIS INTRO
Dirk: Sigh, I'll never be famous... Like one of those Hollycrap producers who always ruin books by adapting them to movies...
That friend: Yo man, I feel you, I feel you, like that time I wanna be on Nascar course but they say I too young and inexperienced and I'm all like "why don't you say that to my mother's face when she was giving birth to me? Huh, niggers?" Don't worry, I defend you from lawyers.
Dirk: Hey! We should make our own movie!
TF: Yo man good idea man. How we make money to fund movie though?
Dirk: LOL Corp. can fund us. Those guys fund everything.
(Later)
Dirk: What's our current status?
TF: Well so far one of the actors committed the suicide through the grinder cause of some MC threads and chats. I found some guts and bones but cannot find the brain or heart.
Dirk: So far, so good!
Some person: Guys! We have received a letter from Hollywood!
Dirk: Hm?
Dear Dirk,
(One tl;dr letter later)
Dirk: Hollywood's closing us down?! Fuck those assholes. What about our lawyers?
Some person: LOL Corp is currently being investigated by the FBI, which suspends our funding for lawyers or this film.
Dirk: Guys, I have an announcement!
Actor #1: Hurry up, it's our lunch break!
Dirk: Unfortunately, we're being closed by Hollywood and our funds are suspended..
Actor #1: Thank God I'm free!
(Everyone besides Dirk, TF, and some person rushes out of the studio)
Dirk: Sigh, now I'll never be famous...
Some person: Well, I gotta go to my Daughter's birthday party.. (Leaves)
TF: Yo man, don't worry, we could try next time. We become so famous, we make George Clooney turn to George Clowney.
Dirk: Maybe someday, maybe someday...