02-20-2012, 06:24 AM
Red Dawkings
Another day in the prairie is just as exhausting as losing your penis to mother fucker nature. My adventure is just a day equal to an American Airlines flight. Sometimes-
Novelist: Nah, this introduction is too boring for young readers aged 13-18. Making a point in my novels have been increasingly hard ever since my 50th book, and yet not even a single mention of me exists on the Internet. Life sucks, don't you think?
RRRRED DAWKINGS
Guy: I'm thirsty
TV: HEY FAGGOT
Guy: Huh?
TV: GET SOME FANTA TODAY FUCKER, NOW IN LEMON-LIME-GREEN-RASPUTIN FLAVOR WOAH BITCH ASS DRINK
Guy: Hey, that sure is a convincing advertisement, I'm going to get some Fanta today!
Later
Guy: Huh? Fanta is not available in my area? Fuck this city, I'm going to New York and there better be Fanta there.
Later
Guy: Ah, New York! A great place to find some Fantas!
Gang: Blargle we're black people and we want your money blargle eiefurheueawhfiueafdhiehfes
Guy: Holy shit it's a black guy gang
Later
Guy: Holy shit they took my money
Guy: Wait a minute, I still have some left in my ass pocket
Guy: Hey look, a supermarket! Ooo! Strippers! Which one should I go to?
Guy: My mouth wants supermarket, but my penis wants strippers... This is the hardest decision of my life... Meh, 2 minutes of strippers won't hurt.
Later
Guy: That was so awesome. Now I'll need some money- Holy shit I spent all my money on strippers
The next morning he was found dead on Broadway Street. The next time you consider strippers, have a Fanta instead.
Another day in the prairie is just as exhausting as losing your penis to mother fucker nature. My adventure is just a day equal to an American Airlines flight. Sometimes-
Novelist: Nah, this introduction is too boring for young readers aged 13-18. Making a point in my novels have been increasingly hard ever since my 50th book, and yet not even a single mention of me exists on the Internet. Life sucks, don't you think?
RRRRED DAWKINGS
Guy: I'm thirsty
TV: HEY FAGGOT
Guy: Huh?
TV: GET SOME FANTA TODAY FUCKER, NOW IN LEMON-LIME-GREEN-RASPUTIN FLAVOR WOAH BITCH ASS DRINK
Guy: Hey, that sure is a convincing advertisement, I'm going to get some Fanta today!
Later
Guy: Huh? Fanta is not available in my area? Fuck this city, I'm going to New York and there better be Fanta there.
Later
Guy: Ah, New York! A great place to find some Fantas!
Gang: Blargle we're black people and we want your money blargle eiefurheueawhfiueafdhiehfes
Guy: Holy shit it's a black guy gang
Later
Guy: Holy shit they took my money
Guy: Wait a minute, I still have some left in my ass pocket
Guy: Hey look, a supermarket! Ooo! Strippers! Which one should I go to?
Guy: My mouth wants supermarket, but my penis wants strippers... This is the hardest decision of my life... Meh, 2 minutes of strippers won't hurt.
Later
Guy: That was so awesome. Now I'll need some money- Holy shit I spent all my money on strippers
The next morning he was found dead on Broadway Street. The next time you consider strippers, have a Fanta instead.