02-23-2012, 11:44 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-24-2012, 12:24 AM by Megabrawler.)
My Glorious and Awesome Life
I impregnated a potato and discovered that I discovered while discovering that I discovered a new type of STD, which limits my life to 4 minutes which means that I will have to rename this section to "My Glorious and Awesome After-life." Do you think they have Internet access in hell? Well, anyways, I was walking down the streets raping even more potatoes that eventually I would have a genus of potato species named after me after they successfully release my offspring. You're going to be reminded by me every time you eat your McDonald's Happy Meal french fries!
Viyota Game
Today I played the game of life. It was so crappy that at least one million people quit this game every day. I'd rather be raped by a 1000 creepers while reading a Wiki physics article than play that.
General poop
I fucked a cow. Wait, that was your mother? Oh, I'm so sorry! I also sent her off to a meat processing plant. Will a free sirloin steak cover all the emotional damage I have done to you?
Music
I like mainstream pop. Fuck off hippies.
I impregnated a potato and discovered that I discovered while discovering that I discovered a new type of STD, which limits my life to 4 minutes which means that I will have to rename this section to "My Glorious and Awesome After-life." Do you think they have Internet access in hell? Well, anyways, I was walking down the streets raping even more potatoes that eventually I would have a genus of potato species named after me after they successfully release my offspring. You're going to be reminded by me every time you eat your McDonald's Happy Meal french fries!
Viyota Game
Today I played the game of life. It was so crappy that at least one million people quit this game every day. I'd rather be raped by a 1000 creepers while reading a Wiki physics article than play that.
General poop
I fucked a cow. Wait, that was your mother? Oh, I'm so sorry! I also sent her off to a meat processing plant. Will a free sirloin steak cover all the emotional damage I have done to you?
Music
I like mainstream pop. Fuck off hippies.