02-25-2012, 08:44 AM
(This post was last modified: 02-25-2012, 09:00 AM by Megabrawler.)
My Glorious and Awesome Life
Viyota Game
Yesterday I went to Best Buy and got this new game called Simcity 2012 and I made a huge skyscraper city of 50 million then I killed everyone through nuclear bombs and cut off all my funds for everything. Anyone who hasn't been killed by the nuclear bomb itself would die by the radiation and by the next year my city skyscrapers were decaying and then a giant llama came out and destroyed a huge statue of me and then a random coal plant exploded. It was the coolest thing I have ever seen in my life.
Half of the city was burnt by fire and shit and then 5 trillion years later I came back and turned some of the rubble into dumps. At first, the crime was almost comparable to Detroit, but then I put 50 police stations in every corner with max funding to keep the streets safe from black people and KFC and Popeye's to keep them occupied.
A hundred years later my city had 500,000 people even though most of the residential skyscrapers zones have been replaced by farms and parks.
One of the bitch assistants kept giving me retarded pop ups telling me that islam is threatening to bomb my KFC HQ. After seeing the same pop up for another 100 fucking times, I stabbed all my assistants to death.
10 minutes later my KFC HQ exploded and over 9000 black people have died in that tragedy. Even though those threats were from muslims, I still think the jews did it.
Graphics: 100000/10
Action: 3423423/10
Overall Rating: 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000/10
Worst City of the year
ewwww york city
stupid yankees
General Poop (protected by parody haha you ess aids for the win)
My school did a lice check and two people had lice. My suggestion is to start a lice genocide by spraying agent orange over everyone's heads then we will win the war after we have exterminated all lice off the scalp.
Viyota Game
Yesterday I went to Best Buy and got this new game called Simcity 2012 and I made a huge skyscraper city of 50 million then I killed everyone through nuclear bombs and cut off all my funds for everything. Anyone who hasn't been killed by the nuclear bomb itself would die by the radiation and by the next year my city skyscrapers were decaying and then a giant llama came out and destroyed a huge statue of me and then a random coal plant exploded. It was the coolest thing I have ever seen in my life.
Half of the city was burnt by fire and shit and then 5 trillion years later I came back and turned some of the rubble into dumps. At first, the crime was almost comparable to Detroit, but then I put 50 police stations in every corner with max funding to keep the streets safe from black people and KFC and Popeye's to keep them occupied.
A hundred years later my city had 500,000 people even though most of the residential skyscrapers zones have been replaced by farms and parks.
One of the bitch assistants kept giving me retarded pop ups telling me that islam is threatening to bomb my KFC HQ. After seeing the same pop up for another 100 fucking times, I stabbed all my assistants to death.
10 minutes later my KFC HQ exploded and over 9000 black people have died in that tragedy. Even though those threats were from muslims, I still think the jews did it.
Graphics: 100000/10
Action: 3423423/10
Overall Rating: 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000/10
Worst City of the year
ewwww york city
stupid yankees
General Poop (protected by parody haha you ess aids for the win)
My school did a lice check and two people had lice. My suggestion is to start a lice genocide by spraying agent orange over everyone's heads then we will win the war after we have exterminated all lice off the scalp.