03-03-2012, 07:14 AM
(This post was last modified: 03-03-2012, 07:26 AM by Megabrawler.)
Red Dawkings
Geek: Stupid teacher gives me stupid hard assignments on c-whatever coding, and if I don't pass this class with at least a C++, my mom is going to get pissed!!
Mr. C: Move out of the way jew
Geek: Hey, it's Mr. C! And the rest of the guys from the C++ Team!
Those other guys from the C++ team: Aw, we never get any real recognition
Mr. C: You doing C++ all wrong jew, give me this
Wikipedia, The Often Referenced Encyclopedia
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Geek: Am I supposed to read that?
Mr. C: No jew, we gotta find a code in C++ somewhere in this article
Geek: Hey, I see a gray box with funny words in different colors. Do I use that?
Mr. C: Hmm.... Puts on reading glasses Hmm..... Yes, we do, jew! I pity the jew who acks-you-dent-all-eeee submits his homework on Wikipedia
Geek: Now that I have a code, I'll give this to my teacher!
A day later
Geek: Crying I got a.... a... a C+-, I was so close to passing!
Mr. C: Alrighty, now pay up jew
Geek: What do you mean?!?
Mr. C: You owe me 20,000,000,000,000 jew money fo tutoring you
Geek: But I failed!
Announcer: That's right, people! Hire Mr. C and the C++ Team as your tutors for only 20 dollars per a millisecond. Your child's grades will improve and he will be a fluent hacker by the end of the semester!
Mr. C: Remember kids, I pity the Jew who doesn't code
Geek: Stupid teacher gives me stupid hard assignments on c-whatever coding, and if I don't pass this class with at least a C++, my mom is going to get pissed!!
Mr. C: Move out of the way jew
Geek: Hey, it's Mr. C! And the rest of the guys from the C++ Team!
Those other guys from the C++ team: Aw, we never get any real recognition
Mr. C: You doing C++ all wrong jew, give me this
Wikipedia, The Often Referenced Encyclopedia
It [Citation Needed] is [Citation Needed] regarded [Citation Needed] as [Citation Needed] an [Citation Needed] intermediate[Citation Needed]-level [Citation Needed] language [Citation Needed], as [Citation Needed] it [Citation Needed] comprises [Citation Needed] a [Citation Needed] combination [Citation Needed] of [Citation Needed] both [Citation Needed] high[Citation Needed]-level [Citation Needed] and [Citation Needed] low[Citation Needed]-level [Citation Needed] language [Citation Needed] features. [Citation Needed]
Geek: Am I supposed to read that?
Mr. C: No jew, we gotta find a code in C++ somewhere in this article
Geek: Hey, I see a gray box with funny words in different colors. Do I use that?
Mr. C: Hmm.... Puts on reading glasses Hmm..... Yes, we do, jew! I pity the jew who acks-you-dent-all-eeee submits his homework on Wikipedia
Geek: Now that I have a code, I'll give this to my teacher!
A day later
Geek: Crying I got a.... a... a C+-, I was so close to passing!
Mr. C: Alrighty, now pay up jew
Geek: What do you mean?!?
Mr. C: You owe me 20,000,000,000,000 jew money fo tutoring you
Geek: But I failed!
Announcer: That's right, people! Hire Mr. C and the C++ Team as your tutors for only 20 dollars per a millisecond. Your child's grades will improve and he will be a fluent hacker by the end of the semester!
Mr. C: Remember kids, I pity the Jew who doesn't code