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Freedom Typers
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Myem Review

The Hunger Games is a horrible book and it never deserved such praise. It was rushed as fuck and full of some boring lesbians or whatever talking about shit that nobody cares about which somehow extended the number of pages like hell. The introduction was a fucking piece of shit and in some parts it sounded too formal. Everyone in the fucking story is a fucking teenager (Or were they young adults? Meh, I didn't give a shit about the character backgrounds). No one in real life would explain every little detail about what the hell they are talking about.

The title of the book, 'The Hunger Games,' is as misleading as a fucking finger that looks like a penis in a small YT thumbnail. "What the fuck is that shit, an eating contest?" was my first thought. I didn't get most of the damn storyline because the author or whoever that actually writes this shit mashed it into a fucking unreadable wall of China. Who the fuck cares about your stupid totalitarian lifestyle? George Orwell already fucking mastered this fucking genre bitch. Plus, he made sense because he didn't base it off a completely irrelevant storyline or whatever the hell smart asses call it.

The main character, Katniss, was as annoying as fuck and I wished that she would just die already for being a fucking pathetic excuse at fillers every time someone else wasn't talking. And what the hell kind of a name is Katniss? Is everyone fucking retarded in this book?

And to all those fuckers who think I have a bad taste in books (Nobody reads books anymore anyways), this is my favorite book:

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At least a fucking monkey that develops curiosity towards various things makes much more sense than this shit.
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Freedom Typers - by lol - 07-28-2011, 04:07 AM

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