03-31-2012, 10:38 AM
Red Dawkings
Some bimbo: Oh Kennedy! Oh, oh, ohhhhh!
Some bimbo: Do you think we are ever going to land an astronaut on the moon? Ohhh- Ohh! Not so hard
JFK: Hehehe, I believe there's something right here that can win us the space race.
Hot Dawkings
Dude: Heyyyy mannn, I'm like, so highhh I can milk enough milk from a- from a FRIDAY that I can like, save the entire Bush family from like, sexual deprivation, mannnnnnn
Red Dawks
Kid: Ohoho, I hate the first day of school...
(In class)
Kid: (Moans) This sucks, I'm going to pass notes like every other stereotypical, media-depicted, middle school student should.
Kid: (Writing) This sucks, Why do we evin have 2 listen to them nyways, Lol how r u :p
Kid: Hmm, which person should I send my note to..? Oh, that guy!
(Passes note)
Douche: HE HOH WHAT THE FUCKISTAN IS THIS SHITISTAN
Douche: Hm, this kid sounds weak and innocent. I'll bully him! yar yar yar
(Later in lunch)
Douche: Hey kid
Kid: What?
Douche: I hate you, your mom, minorities, your FB account was hacked by me, the Internet is deleted forever, and your cellphone is on fire.
Kid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU DOUCHE
Douche: HEHEHEHE
(After school)
Kid: Finally, at least I won't have to see that bully at home
Kid: Doot, doot, doot, doot, doot-
Douche: BLARGLE
Kid: AHHHH
(At home)
Kid: Hey dad, can you get this bully away from me? He keeps saying mean stuff!
Dad: NO, YOU HAVE TO DO IT YOURSELF, IT'S THE AMERICAN WAY
Kid: NOOOO!!!
(In his bedroom)
Douche: Hahaha, this is your underwear? My FRIDAY can rip your underwear off, flaccid.
Kid: Leave me alone!
Douche: Hehe, your mom's a pedophile because she took close-up photos of your FRIDAY when you were a baby, hehehe
Kid: (Frustratedly starts computer)
Douche: Hey, what the fuck are you doing over there?
Kid: YES, YES!!!!
Douche: Is that...- GAY PORN, MY FAVORITE
Douche: I LOVE YOU, LET'S JACK OFF TOGETHER
See? Homosexuality does bring people together.
Douche: Wait, is that Garty Vicksters? That guy is fucking terrible
Douche: I'M GOING TO CUT YOUR GUTS OUT, PULL OUT YOUR EYES, AND FACE THEM TOWARDS YOU SO YOU COULD SEE YOURSELF DYING
Kid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(Later)
Dad: (Comes in) Holy FRIDAY, I'm totally uploading this to 4chan.
Some bimbo: Oh Kennedy! Oh, oh, ohhhhh!
Some bimbo: Do you think we are ever going to land an astronaut on the moon? Ohhh- Ohh! Not so hard
JFK: Hehehe, I believe there's something right here that can win us the space race.
Hot Dawkings
Dude: Heyyyy mannn, I'm like, so highhh I can milk enough milk from a- from a FRIDAY that I can like, save the entire Bush family from like, sexual deprivation, mannnnnnn
Red Dawks
Kid: Ohoho, I hate the first day of school...
(In class)
Kid: (Moans) This sucks, I'm going to pass notes like every other stereotypical, media-depicted, middle school student should.
Kid: (Writing) This sucks, Why do we evin have 2 listen to them nyways, Lol how r u :p
Kid: Hmm, which person should I send my note to..? Oh, that guy!
(Passes note)
Douche: HE HOH WHAT THE FUCKISTAN IS THIS SHITISTAN
Douche: Hm, this kid sounds weak and innocent. I'll bully him! yar yar yar
(Later in lunch)
Douche: Hey kid
Kid: What?
Douche: I hate you, your mom, minorities, your FB account was hacked by me, the Internet is deleted forever, and your cellphone is on fire.
Kid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU DOUCHE
Douche: HEHEHEHE
(After school)
Kid: Finally, at least I won't have to see that bully at home
Kid: Doot, doot, doot, doot, doot-
Douche: BLARGLE
Kid: AHHHH
(At home)
Kid: Hey dad, can you get this bully away from me? He keeps saying mean stuff!
Dad: NO, YOU HAVE TO DO IT YOURSELF, IT'S THE AMERICAN WAY
Kid: NOOOO!!!
(In his bedroom)
Douche: Hahaha, this is your underwear? My FRIDAY can rip your underwear off, flaccid.
Kid: Leave me alone!
Douche: Hehe, your mom's a pedophile because she took close-up photos of your FRIDAY when you were a baby, hehehe
Kid: (Frustratedly starts computer)
Douche: Hey, what the fuck are you doing over there?
Kid: YES, YES!!!!
Douche: Is that...- GAY PORN, MY FAVORITE
Douche: I LOVE YOU, LET'S JACK OFF TOGETHER
See? Homosexuality does bring people together.
Douche: Wait, is that Garty Vicksters? That guy is fucking terrible
Douche: I'M GOING TO CUT YOUR GUTS OUT, PULL OUT YOUR EYES, AND FACE THEM TOWARDS YOU SO YOU COULD SEE YOURSELF DYING
Kid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(Later)
Dad: (Comes in) Holy FRIDAY, I'm totally uploading this to 4chan.