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Dun dun dunn.

Ur so hawt
lets get married

No, I have to go jump off a cliff and burn a box of blandflakes today while screaming out the national anthem of Nyania. Toodles.

I'll catch u
we're getting married kthxbai

Sorry, I'm already married. To Science. He's a potato.

I'm going to kill Science and marry you.
Whether you like it or not we will be together.