04-06-2012, 09:26 AM
RED DAWKINGS
Carl: Hey Bart! So you said you wanted to see my father's sword collection, right?
Bart: Yeah.
Carl: Well, here it is! He takes care of these swords everyday! Anyways, remember how we always wanted to experience LSD with each other? I have it!
Bart: Well let's try it already!
Carl: OH MY AL GORE, I SEE RAINBOWS, NYAN CATS, AND ONE MILLION OTHER GAY, EYE-RAPING CRAP, JUST LIKE MYSPACE
Bart: HEHEHEHE, IF ONLY RECREATIONAL DRUGS WERE AS THIS STRONG IN REAL LIFE HEHEHEHE
Carl: I THINK THE REASON WHY WE CHOOSE TO ACCEPT FAITH AS PART OF OUR CULTURE IS TO TRY TO ATTEMPT TO FILL A GAP IN LIFE THAT WE CALL LONELINESS
Bart: MAN, YOU BE- YOU BEING AGNOSTIC MAN? YOU KNOW THEY DO LIKE SCIENTIST STUFF IN HEAVEN LIKE CARS AND NASA AND- AND-
Carl: MAN, I THINK THE ONLY LOGICAL AND RELIGIOUS EXPLANATION FOR MATH IS THAT NASA PLUS CAR MEANS NASCAR, WHICH IS ABSOLUTE PROOF THAT ALIENS DO NASCAR AND WE'RE NOT ALONE
Bart: HEHEHEHE I SOUND LIKE FRAN FINE, HEHE, I AM BRITISH AND I DO KIERON-ISH STUFF
Carl: I THINK- I THINK THAT THEY SHOULD PUT NASA-CAR ON THE GAME SHOW WHERE YOU GUESS THE NUMBER OF EARTH CURRENCY LIKE DOLLARS OF HOW MUCH, LIKE, IT COSTS
Bart: WHO IS, THE EMPEROR OF ROME! DID I GET IT RIGHT, BOB BARKER? I'M ON THE PRICE IS JEOPARDY! I'M FAMOUS, YAYAY, SUCK ON THAT KEVIN
Carl: HEY, WE RAN OUT OF RAINBOW MAGIC, WHAT DO WE EAT NOW?
Bart: LOOK, THERE'S SOME SHINY STUFF OVER THERE
Carl: LET'S TRY THAT!
Bart: HEY, I THINK THERE'S A REASON WHY WE HAVE A HOLE ON OUR BOTTOM, IT NEEDS TO BE FED TOO LIKE OUR MOUTHS
Carl: LET'S SHARE ONE SHINY THING FOR OUR BOTTOMS AND ONE FOR OUR TOP SO WE CAN CONSERVE MORE FOOD LIKE AL GORE DOES TO HEALTH OXYGEN!
Bart: GREAT IDEA, OK, LET'S DO IT!
RIP Bart and Carl
Carl: Hey Bart! So you said you wanted to see my father's sword collection, right?
Bart: Yeah.
Carl: Well, here it is! He takes care of these swords everyday! Anyways, remember how we always wanted to experience LSD with each other? I have it!
Bart: Well let's try it already!
Carl: OH MY AL GORE, I SEE RAINBOWS, NYAN CATS, AND ONE MILLION OTHER GAY, EYE-RAPING CRAP, JUST LIKE MYSPACE
Bart: HEHEHEHE, IF ONLY RECREATIONAL DRUGS WERE AS THIS STRONG IN REAL LIFE HEHEHEHE
Carl: I THINK THE REASON WHY WE CHOOSE TO ACCEPT FAITH AS PART OF OUR CULTURE IS TO TRY TO ATTEMPT TO FILL A GAP IN LIFE THAT WE CALL LONELINESS
Bart: MAN, YOU BE- YOU BEING AGNOSTIC MAN? YOU KNOW THEY DO LIKE SCIENTIST STUFF IN HEAVEN LIKE CARS AND NASA AND- AND-
Carl: MAN, I THINK THE ONLY LOGICAL AND RELIGIOUS EXPLANATION FOR MATH IS THAT NASA PLUS CAR MEANS NASCAR, WHICH IS ABSOLUTE PROOF THAT ALIENS DO NASCAR AND WE'RE NOT ALONE
Bart: HEHEHEHE I SOUND LIKE FRAN FINE, HEHE, I AM BRITISH AND I DO KIERON-ISH STUFF
Carl: I THINK- I THINK THAT THEY SHOULD PUT NASA-CAR ON THE GAME SHOW WHERE YOU GUESS THE NUMBER OF EARTH CURRENCY LIKE DOLLARS OF HOW MUCH, LIKE, IT COSTS
Bart: WHO IS, THE EMPEROR OF ROME! DID I GET IT RIGHT, BOB BARKER? I'M ON THE PRICE IS JEOPARDY! I'M FAMOUS, YAYAY, SUCK ON THAT KEVIN
Carl: HEY, WE RAN OUT OF RAINBOW MAGIC, WHAT DO WE EAT NOW?
Bart: LOOK, THERE'S SOME SHINY STUFF OVER THERE
Carl: LET'S TRY THAT!
Bart: HEY, I THINK THERE'S A REASON WHY WE HAVE A HOLE ON OUR BOTTOM, IT NEEDS TO BE FED TOO LIKE OUR MOUTHS
Carl: LET'S SHARE ONE SHINY THING FOR OUR BOTTOMS AND ONE FOR OUR TOP SO WE CAN CONSERVE MORE FOOD LIKE AL GORE DOES TO HEALTH OXYGEN!
Bart: GREAT IDEA, OK, LET'S DO IT!
RIP Bart and Carl