I need help.

[Qwertygiy]

I can't let that go by without this...

The Universe jumped, froze, quivered, and splayed out in several unexpected directions.

Arthur and Ford opened their eyes and looked about in considerable surprise.
"Good God", said Arthur, "it looks just like the sea front at Southend."
"Heck, I'm relieved to hear you say that," said Ford.
"Why?"
"Because I thought I must be going mad."
"Perhaps you are. Perhaps you only thought I said it."
Ford thought about this.
"Well, did you say it, or didn't you?" he asked.
"I think so," said Arthur.
"Well, perhaps we're both going mad."
"Yes," said Arthur, "we'd be mad, all things considered, to think this was Southend."
"Well, do you think this is Southend?"
"Oh yes."
"So do I."
"Therefore we must be mad."
"Nice day for it."
"Yes," said a passing maniac.
"Who was that?" asked Arthur.
"Who -- the man with the five heads and the elderberry bush full of kippers?"
"Yes."
"I don't know, just someone."
"Ah."