I've been bored, so I started writing this.

[Paradox]

I lol'd at the name of the Mexican restaurant. :p
El Tomato, heh. Sounds like a brand name for salsa.

It should be pronounced "ell to-mah-to", by the way. Sounds more Spanish.

Tomate

Toh-mah-te

That's the word in spanish

Since when does "o" make and "e" sound in Spanish?