Well, hello there!

[Qwertygiy]

Only thing is, since there's only a few good scripters and most of us are crap at port forwarding (me and Kieron in particular) and have low attention spans, it would probably end up like the Summer and Winter game contests, with no declared winner.

Port forwarding isn't hard.
Just go into your router and open the port. Lol It's simple.

Yeah, but it often ends in something crashing for me.

Then again that might just be my laptop being the insane menace that it is.