-Since our all-American rover landed on Mars so perfectly, we'll order China to make the biggest American flag ever and cover the entire Earth with it to celebrate the success. Even dying children in Congo could be reminded of the American dream. Worried about the sun being blocked and other science-y stuff? Who needs the stupid sun when you have the American spirit?
![[Image: Ygxcb.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/Ygxcb.jpg)
Believe it or not, this is only an artist's impression.
Believe it or not, this is only an artist's impression.