THE BOOK OF BUILDISM
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pls remember that this is satirical


Hello, since I have been an active member of the buildism community ever since it’s first months of existence, I figured I would give back to the community in a form of writing. So, welcome to the book of buildism

Step 1: Choosing your personality
Since this awful site is filled with 8-11 year olds with no real personality, friends, social life or anything of significance in real life, you can assume what the chats and posts are like. Also, your opinions are facts on this site. Just remember to constantly filter pass, insult random people, and just be a complete asshole and you will be respected. It’s easy, just try not to focus on what a waste of human resource you are.

Step 2: Learning your enemy
Since the Buildism community and moderation group is mainly constructed of angst teens and pre-teens that think memes are funny, you will probably come to dislike all of them. There are the mods, who don’t really give a shit about the site or the users and are constantly breaking all the rules. all mods get instant respect anyways. The majority of the moderators are angsty teenagers that will whine and complain to the end of every moment that they are online on the site and doing everything other than their job. Most of the time you will get hate if you say you dislike one of the moderators.

Step 3: The actual game
Well there’s an actual game that no one really cares about because it sucks ass anyway. It’s some 2D shit that is like ROBLOX got cancer. It is incredibly boring as no one ever plays it and there are no games or anything fun to do in the games, but if you don’t make one you will get flamed. It’s practically a spinoff of ROBLOX since that’s how everyone found out about the site and even the creator Jacob_ (who abandoned his site instead of just closing this smoldering shitwreck) and most of the mods admit that they dislike the community but still continue to advertise there anyway.
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THE BOOK OF BUILDISM - by bikop - 10-04-2012, 09:14 PM

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