Tell me another Duck story.

[Invader]

The duck walked up to the Corner Store, and he said to the woman, runnin' the store, "Hey," bom bom bom, "Got any PUBIC HAIRS!?!"
The woman said "No, sorry duck, I don't have a MOTHER FVCKIN' DlCK." The duck replied, "SUCK MY DlCK SUCK MY MOTHERFVCKIN' DlCK." Then he waddled away, waddle waddle. Then he waddled away, waddle waddle. Til' the very next day bom bom bom bompa domp.