Corrupt A Wish

[c00lcurt]

Granted, but it's not our world that becomes fair.

I wish I had a pet cat.

[Goopler]

Granted, but it would bite you to the death.

I wish I could bomb the USA.

[Archived_Latinxassassin]

Granted, but then the USA bombed you.

I wish there no bullies.

[Micky]

Granted, but then the USA bombed you.

I wish there no bullies.

Granted, but now you walk on one leg for the rest of your life.

I wish i got Golden Name back.

[Archived_Latinxassassin]

Granted, but I hacked Jacob_ account to make it blue again.

I wish there was no hell.

[DysLabs]

Granted, but heaven is terrible. (assuming your Christian)
I wish that JB could stay out of BG's mouth for a month.

[Kieron]

Granted, but it goes back to Kate Middleton.

I wish I could throw really hard punches.

[Hippo]

granted but you hit yourself in the face

i wish i had a big nose

[c00lcurt]

Granted, but it can only smell garbage and dung.

I wish Hippo was a Hippo.

[Archived_Latinxassassin]

Granted, but you became a Hippo too.

I wish I was fat.