What do you want to be when you grow up?

[Mustachio]

Chaos beat me.

[noob007]

Guys, programming as a career isn't all that good.

You're stuck in a small cubicle forced to do exactly what your boss/clients tell you.

[Mustachio]

Yes, noob. But it usually gets you a lot of money. More money = Home and Family upkeep.

[Fat_Sacks]

Three words for ya': Bungie consept art.

[Mustachio]

Three words for you, Mr.Webs:
PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor

[noob007]

Yes, noob. But it usually gets you a lot of money. More money = Home and Family upkeep.

Not as much money as, let's say, a professor.

[Jacob__mybb_import1]

PHP is a terrible language. I made the mistake of starting with it.

@noob007, my dad is a professor and he only makes a little bit more than a good public school teacher. If you really want to make money, be a doctor or a lawyer.

[Mustachio]

Well considering we've got this subject, I have 4 things.


Mechanical Engineer
Government Hacker
Programmer
Police

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One image for you, Interwebs.

[Fat_Sacks]

One image for you, Misteh Moostash,

[Fish]

Or a bankist. Good monah,