Corrupt A Wish

[Who]

Granted, but your printer runs out of ink

I wish we would get a burst of new active members

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but the new members are trolls and hackers.

I wish that neither trolls or hackers came to Buildism.

[DysLabs]

Granted, but they are all trolls.
I wish that The Multiverse is real.

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Sorry. You posted while I was writing:

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but then you get thrown to alternate universe 6, where Justin Bieber Rules the world.

I wish that all the hackers on the internet got arrested.

[DysLabs]

Granted, but then trolls take over.
I wish that Justin Biber could stay out of this.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but I add One Direction in it, which sucks even more(No Offense).

I wish that I could time travel like Quantum Leap.

[DysLabs]

Granted, but you become Justin Biber.
I wish I didn't just mentions JB

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but you mention One Direction and Double Take.

I wish I could make a Action Television show that would destroy reality Television.

[Upper_Class]

Granted, but it also destroys itself

I wish that I had a big ice cream

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but the Ice Cream melted before you ate it.

I wish that The A-Team killed this ugly girl at school.