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Granted, but KNIFE.
I wish this satsuma wouldn't try to eat me.
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True beauty.
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Granted, but Henry Fonda comes from nowhere and kicks you in the face
I wish orange juice was blue colored
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Granted, but then it's called blue juice.
I wish these bananas would stop chasing me.
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Granted, but creepers start chasing you.
I wish that my school district would build a separate Middle school for middle schoolers.
the dogs will take over these countries.
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Granted, but a plane crashes into the school causing 300-1500 casualties.
I wish my only friend would stop using memes IRL.
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Granted, but he starts talking like you do on Buildism.
I wish that the weather would make up its mind here.
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Granted, but it makes an EF5 Tornado, which kills you and destroys your city.
I wish that all the club penguin fans died.
the dogs will take over these countries.
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Granted, but they come to life again to drag you back to the depths of Muspelheim
I wish I had a lightsaber!
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Granted, but it was a toy lightsaber.
I wish that Justin Bieber was shot in the head and he died.
the dogs will take over these countries.
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12-02-2011, 11:12 PM
(This post was last modified: 12-02-2011, 11:13 PM by Herobot.)
Granted, but you were standing directly behind him and get shot aswell and you later die a painful death for seven hours while you were proclaimed legally dead.
I wish that people would stop posting their real wishes.