Corrupt a wish

[Qwertygiy]

(Mmm, charbroiled.)

Granted, but you just used it.

I wish I didn't get that huge sunburn.

[Dignity]

Granted, but then you get a bigger one.
i wish it would rain allllll day.

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but it also winds and lightnings all day and your whole neighborhood is devastated entirely.

I wish it was next week already.

[Dignity]

Granted, but then I kill you with your.... dynamite?
I WISH FOR ANOTHER WISH!

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, you used however to kill Justin Bieber and Revive Some Great Actors as zombies and civilization collapses.

I wish that the News would stop lying.

[Fat_Sacks]

Granted, but the truth hurts.
I wish for compatible ram. ;-;

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but you only get a stick of 512 MB.

I wish Dignity would realize that I'm not holding dynamite...

[Dignity]

Granted, but I think you're holding a bomb.
I wish that BuildistGuard would get off of Buildism.

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but then he grabs a blowtorch and goes to your house in the middle of the night.

I wish my computer wasn't about to melt.

[Dignity]

Granted, but then I take an ax to it.
I wish I didn't have to wish.