Corrupt A Wish

[Goopler]

Granted, but what if they both suicide.

I wish I could eat a shoe

[c00lcurt]

Granted, but the shoe was covered in sweat.

I wish my hands were feet and my feet were hands.

[Goopler]

Granted, but then you would turn into a monkey.

I wish I had a phone

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but it is a cruddy 1980s Cellphone that you can even barely use.

I wish that I could time travel.

[Archived_Latinxassassin]

Granted, but you time travel into the future where there is no landscape and fell into the ocean... drowning.

I wish I was a god.

[qwerty]

Granted, but you are the Daedra god of socks.
I wish I could think of a good wish.

[Goopler]

Granted, but your brain would explode while thinking about a good wish
I wish I had an epic t-shirt (fireproof)

[Archived_Latinxassassin]

Granted, but then there was a tsunami and you died of no waterproof.

I wish Jacob_ would post below.

[Goopler]

Granted, but he did not.
I wish my annoying friend would die...

[Archived_Latinxassassin]

Granted, but you die too.

I wish I was a moderator of Buildism.