Corrupt a wish

[Innerwebs]

Granted, but instead you have to do this (Read the command prompt for lulz)

I wish Qwerty would stop washing my wishes.

[Ghosty]

Granted, I throw 'em in mud instead.

I wish I had more mud.

[Leonartist]

Granted, but everthing you own turns into mud.

I wish Jesus was never cucified.

[ijfeswijfae]

Granted, but the Jews killed him by posing as Muslims in a plane.

I wish Cuba was one of our first world utopian states.

[Ghosty]

Granted, but like all utopias, it fails after several years and becomes an useless wasteland.

I wish I could come up with an original signature.

[ijfeswijfae]

Granted, but like all utopias, it fails after several years and becomes an anarchist wasteland.

I wish I could come up with an original signature.

Granted, you should start right now.

I wish the United Kieron would have all their kebabs properly removed.

[Leonartist]

Granted, but the Kingdom of Leonartisan takes over.
I wish that everyone in the world was a clone of myself.

[ijfeswijfae]

Granted, but the Kingdom of Leonartisan takes over.
I wish that everyone in the world was a clone of myself.

Granted, but you get so bored of yourselves after having sexy time that war, mass murder, and genocides become common.

I wish 2dworlds was more active.

[Kieron]

Granted, except they are all whiny roblox kids.

I wish the United Kieron controlled Africa

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but Africa falls into more despair due to your kingdom not fixing the problems.
I wish people would stop relying on God and start solving their own problems by helping each other and working hard.