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		Postosme Chuck Norris jokes,for example:Chuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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		Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick.
	
	
	
the dogs will take over these countries.
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Tester,that's not much of a joke......
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard, he has a third fist.
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		There's no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris just told the sun he was cold.
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Some people wear Superman PJ's, Superman wears Chuck Norris PJ's.
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		The sun doesn't come up until Chuck Norris says so.
	
	
	
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		Chuck Norris crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared question his motives.
A photo with Chuck Norris in it is worth 2 million words.
Chuck norris won a game of simon says against simon.
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Chuck Norris created rap when his heart started beating.