Corrupt a wish

[Leonartist]

In the bible it says "God helps those who help themselves". Your wish will be granted,
but Atheism will become extinct.

I wish I had a better computer.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but it is a crappy MS-DOS computer, so you get one.

[Invader]

BuildistGuard didn't wish, so let's say he wished to lick a pole.
Granted, but the pole explodes.
I wish I could hug Taylor Swift.

[Corgi]

granted but he is killed by an assassin before you can.

[BuildistGuard]

You forgot to wish.
So let's say you were Chuck Norris, but the entire universe blew up, but only a handful of survivors went to other places in the multiverse.
I wish I could run faster than Tom Cruise.

[God]

In the bible it says "God helps those who help themselves". Your wish will be granted,
but Atheism will become extinct.

I wish I had a better computer.

Just do as I say, and you will be fine.

[VenomSinister]

Just do as I say, and you will be fine.

Granted, But you got to tired of talking and you became speechless forever.

I wish pigs could fly.

[BuildistGuard]

Someone forgot to corrupt my wish.

[VenomSinister]

You forgot to wish.
So let's say you were Chuck Norris, but the entire universe blew up, but only a handful of survivors went to other places in the multiverse.
I wish I could run faster than Tom Cruise.

Granted, But you would eventualy break your legs

Now again... I wish pigs could fly.

[Invader]

Granted, but you die. Yep. You die.
I wish I could marry Taylor Swift.