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12-24-2012, 09:14 PM
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In the bible it says "God helps those who help themselves". Your wish will be granted,
but Atheism will become extinct.
I wish I had a better computer.
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Granted, but it is a crappy MS-DOS computer, so you get one.
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the dogs will take over these countries.
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BuildistGuard didn't wish, so let's say he wished to lick a pole.
Granted, but the pole explodes.
I wish I could hug Taylor Swift.
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granted but he is killed by an assassin before you can.
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You forgot to wish.
So let's say you were Chuck Norris, but the entire universe blew up, but only a handful of survivors went to other places in the multiverse.
I wish I could run faster than Tom Cruise.
the dogs will take over these countries.
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Someone forgot to corrupt my wish.
the dogs will take over these countries.
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Granted, but you die. Yep. You die.
I wish I could marry Taylor Swift.
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This is the map of how many countries Iran will take over.
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