Corrupt a wish

[Fat_Sacks]

Granted, but your iPhone explodes from over-use.
I wish that I had reliable Internet access for the next few weeks, and a reliable computer to use it, and reliable websites to visit with it.

I don't have an iPhone.

[Daria-Theblablybla]

Granted, but your iPhone explodes from over-use.
I wish that I had reliable Internet access for the next few weeks, and a reliable computer to use it, and reliable websites to visit with it.

I don't have an iPhone.

DIDN'T WISH, MY TURN!

I wish to explode.

[Qwertygiy]

*Boom*
Granted, but now the forums are history.
I wish everyone knew how to use the forums like I just did.
Oh wait, then they'll just use it to say NOOB!
Nevermind that wish....

I wish that my ungranted wish from earlier would get granted.

[Paradox]

*Boom*
Granted, but now the forums are history.
I wish everyone knew how to use the forums like I just did.
Oh wait, then they'll just use it to say NOOB!
Nevermind that wish....

I wish that my ungranted wish from earlier would get granted.

Granted but then it get UNGRANTED.

I wish that I knew what to wish for.

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but you forget it.
I wish that we had more than 7 fonts to choose from here, like Balloon XBd BT, Webdings, Wingdings, Balogna, Baveuse, Oliver's Barney, BankGothic, Copperplate Gothic Bold...
(Those are not random names. I actually use each of those fonts quite regularly.)

[Fat_Sacks]

Granted, but noone knows how to use them
I wish that people had good forum signitues.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but then new people poor in and have really bad signatures.
I wish that the internet was regulated.

--Granted, but your post got edited by the regulators.
I wish I wasn't too lazy to make my own post. -Qwertygiy

[Fat_Sacks]

--Granted, but your post got edited by the regulators.
I wish I wasn't too lazy to make my own post. -Qwertygiy

Granted, but then you don't post at all.

[AK-47]

NO WISH, MAI TERN!

I wish that everyone on this forum died, except me, and that the poster below cannot corrupt any wishes and that he or she will die either, and that this wish is of epic proportions.

[Fat_Sacks]

Wish granted, but it was never wished.
I wish my babushka would come live to the U.S.