Corrupt a wish

[sergentkyle]

Wish granted, but it eats you alive.


I wish I could fly.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but you fall from high and get killed.
I wish soccer moms didn't exist, Soccer moms are the reason of the stupid ESRB, RIAA,etc.

[sergentkyle]

Granted, but you don't exist eather.


I wish I had a billion dollars.

[AK-47]

Granted, but they're all counterfeit.

I wish my Java Player for Google chrome would work.

[sergentkyle]

Granted, but it malfunctions and only shows Elmo.



I wish I were a god.

[Ice]

Granted, but your God Of Boredom.


I wish I was the leader of the free world!

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but people thought you are worse then Pol Pot and Mao Combined.
I wish that my dad did not have Diabetes.

[Tom]

I wish most people I know didn't die of cancer.

[sergentkyle]

Granted, but then the world over-populates and chaos reigns.

[BuildistGuard]

You forgot to wish.
I wish that Kate Middleton was annouced pregnant in a few days or weeks.