Hungry for breakfast?

[Blandflakes]

Well no longer shall your stomach growl for food! Just pour your self a bowl of bland flakes!!



We make it from the finest ingredients.

Ingredientsirt, wheat, cow manure, ground up pig bones and potato peelings!

Vitamin A:0%
Vitamin B:0%
Vitamin C:0%

Iron:100%


So try a bowl today!

By it from buildism and save 25% off half the price of a purchase of 100 boxes.

If it tastes good it's probably not bland flakes!

Disclaimer; bland flakes causes minor cases of kidney, heart, and liver failures. Some tumors may appear in the brain on rare occasions.
You may also experience; rotting of the lungs, heart and skin; extreme implosive diarrhea; headaches; swelling of the ears; and death.
If you have any of these symptoms call bland flakes HQ at 1-800-Bland-Flakes.

[Chaos]

*eats* Hey....what the...My insides ARE BURNING!!! AHHH!! *explodes*

[Blandflakes]

I need a chemical cleanup team over here. Chaos it will be alright we have the best nuclear radioactivity care center on the moon.

[Login]

You seem quite....bland.

[Fire]

Id rather have waffles

[AK-47]

The box fits the Cereal perfectly.

[Who]

Lol, i love the way he introduced himself

[TheFlame]

*Picks up Chaos*
*Throws into bland flakes van*
SOMEBODY GET ME A CHAINSAW!

[Sazaho]

"enlarged"

And that box does really suit the product

[lol]

You're from that commercial!
What a nice ol' cereal box.