Introducing the newest breakthrough in food!

[Blandflakes]

Chocolate Blandflakes!



These things have twice the iron! so that's 200% iron!

They also carry a lot more minerals like dirt, horse manure, rocks, and diamonds.

These things are awesome! 1 out of 5 people who eat them live! So if you are lucky then try some!

Remember the side affects? Well there are none on blandflakes chocolate!!
except for these... Exploding of the heart; Instant liver failure; Kidney stones; Swelling of the throat; and death. Remember. Chocolate blandflakes are delicious and a great source of iron!

[noob007]

lolololololol

[Micky]

Omg! Mods, i know this is off topic, but dont clos/delete this, its so freacking funny, and we all need to laugh in this times!

[Chaos]

*takes bite* *starts shaking rapidly on the ground*

[Car]

Dont delete this please :>

[Qwertygiy]

I won't -- but I'm moving it to the Showcase.

Although, here's some hints for later boxes:

"Net Weight: 2 Much"

"Reccomended Serving Size: 1/50th Flake"

"Now with less flavor and more bland!"

"Caveat Emptor"

"Not Approved by the FDA"