Corrupt a wish

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but many people use the :mrgreen: smile again!
I wish that all the fire ants in the world died out.

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but bullet ants take their place. (Yes, they are real.)

I wish that someone else would join in besides me and TTR.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but Buildism gets to crowded.
I wish that congress passed a law that you were not allowed to advertise and/or promote "end of the world" things.

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but they also pass a law stating that anyone not wearing an official Justin Bieber music watch has to be exported to England.

I wish that this guy would stop instantaneously combustin' -- it's getting annoying.





:S

O.O

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:furious:

[Fat_Sacks]

Granted, but , you start combustin' instead

I wish I had a watermellon

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but it had Bullet ants and they stung you to death.
I wish all the Justin Bieber Fans, Lady Gaga fans, and Rebecca Black fans were sent to North Korea and Kate Middleton and William visits me when I run away to california.

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but then the massive earthquake strikes California and you sink into the ocean.

I W15H D4T 1337 W45 N0T N00B33!

[Fat_Sacks]

Wish granted, but nobody still talked like that.

I wish my dad could keep his promises.

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but he doesn't make any.

I wish that Kieron would stop being an issue without having to resort to the perma-ban.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but a new troll comes and is worse.
I wish that all the racists were killed off.