Corrupt a wish

[Who]

Granted, but you already had half a dozen (in your siggy).

I wish that this wish was worth wishing, because it wasn't.

Granted, but you forgoted why it was worthy


I wish i lived underground

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but the roof caves in.

I wish someone could recognize the song attached.

[Who]

Granted, but it wont be famous


I Wish the wishes werent so demanding of originality

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but they're all the same now. (It was the opening riff to Donkey Kong, BTW.)

I wish my Internet was reliable and fast, unlike it is right now.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but it is too expensive and you go bankrupt and you have to work at Burger king.
I wish that there was world peace.

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but only for dogs and cats.

I wish that the Burger Kings near where I live would stop taking 40 minutes to get your food right -- on the drive thru.

[Ice]

Granted, but you get food poisoning.

I wish I could go to an Eminem concert.

[Fat_Sacks]

Granted, but it gets canseled.

I wish Jacob would make hats.

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but they end up all lame like most of R's.

I wish that all the moderators could make tools for a "toolbox" like Gear on R.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but Buildism gets sued and closes down.
I wish that religion was officialy banned from the entire world.