Do you know what my favorite hotdog is...

[sergentkyle]

A Schwetty weiner. I had a talk with Mr. Pete Schwetty. Here's the interview"




"So Mr. Schwetty, I've heard you're famous for your Schwetty Weiner."


"Yes, yes..."

"I tried it once, And I LOVED that Peiner- I mean weiner"

"Man, is that a weiner or WHAT?!?"

"Yep, it's a doozy Mr. Schwetty."

"Is that a foot-long?!?!?!"

"Oh, you flatter me."

"I'd say it's almost as thick as it is long!"

"Yep, so...It must be a big hit with the kids then!"

"Yep, I love seeing the look on a child's face when he gets ahold of his own Schwetty Weiner"

"It's the weiner that people just can't seem to get out of their mouths!"


"We'll talk more but first, I wanna' get that weiner in my mouth!"

[sergentkyle]

Bump!

[DSiDewd]

That is quite gross. ._. I need to go wash my eyes out now.

[sergentkyle]

I remember the first time I got ahold of my Schwetty Weiner. Don't be shy DSiDewd! Embrace the Peiner- I mean weiner.

[DSiDewd]

I don't want a sweaty weener. :I

[sergentkyle]

But just admit it! You want to put your mouth around a fresh, Schwetty Weiner.

[DSiDewd]

But just admit it! You want to put your mouth around a fresh, Schwetty Weiner.

I am not a homo. :I

[Slendurrman]

I can't wait to see Qwertygiys reaction to this...

[Sazaho]

But just admit it! You want to put your mouth around a fresh, Schwetty Weiner.

I am not a homo. :I

Homo means single, So to make that work you'd need to say the whole thing.

As for the thread- It may be disgusting, but it is hidden. Although being an adult joke, I don't think most people would get it hadn't it been so continuous and long. It's not offensive, but it DOES contain a sense of paedo-ism, which in rare cases may offend a user.

[Slendurrman]

But just admit it! You want to put your mouth around a fresh, Schwetty Weiner.

I am not a homo. :I

Homo means single, So to make that work you'd need to say the whole thing.

As for the thread- It may be disgusting, but it is hidden. Although being an adult joke, I don't think most people would get it hadn't it been so continuous and long. It's not offensive, but it DOES contain a sense of paedo-ism, which in rare cases may offend a user.

Maybe you should get a grip of my Schwetty balls, they are very tender. They were made by the master: Pete Schwetty.