Corrupt a wish

[Fat_Sacks]

Granted, but there was a God after all :O

I wish CSS would download faster

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but your computer runs out of memory and crashes.
I wish that Roblox would not raid Buildism.

[Fat_Sacks]

Granted, but Buildism raids Roblox

I wish Source games would work on my computer. :\

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but your computer crashes the moment you play them.
I wish that there was world peace, no hate, no bullying, just peace and love.

[lol]

Granted, but Sarah Palin was elected.
I wish for someone to post on this thread again.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but the posts are mainly spam.
I wish that I meet the royals(william and kate) when I run away to california, they would be in California as well to visit.

[lol]

Granted but they get assassinated and you're convicted of killing them and go on death penalty.

I wish for moar ponies

[Ice]

Granted, but they die from water poisoning.

I wish I could dunk.

[Fat_Sacks]

Granted, but you break the hoop.

I wish my brother wasn't annoying.

[Qwertygiy]

Granted, but you are.

I wish that the currency update would come soon.