Corrupt a wish

[VenomSinister]

Granted, but you die somehow.
I wish I could explode.

Granted, but you didn't. :o

I wish a secret wish that doesn't have anything related to me dieing. >:o

[Invader]

Granted, but you die.
I wish to crash a car.

[VenomSinister]

Granted, but in soviet russia the car crashes you.

I wish to get a million euros.

[Ghosty]

Granted, but you get stuck in America for eternity so you can't use them.

I wish 2013 will be a billion times better than 2012.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but 2014 is a lot more awful than the Great Depression, Dark Ages, and 2002-2012 combined.
I wish Windows 8 also had an Start menu option.

[ijfeswijfae]

Granted, but you get stuck in America for eternity so you can't use them.

I wish 2013 will be a billion times better than 2012.

You know there's places where you could exchange currency in America, right? And what would an Iranian child expat(?) in Finland would be doing in the US?

[Leonartist]

Granted, but 2014 is a lot more awful than the Great Depression, Dark Ages, and 2002-2012 combined.
I wish Windows 8 also had an Start menu option.

Granted but Windows 8 would become Windows 98 but with a new title.

I wish the color pink never existed.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but a color named "Prled" existed.
I wish that a real God who isn't egotistical showed himself to us.

[Innerwebs]

I wish that a real God who isn't egotistical showed himself to us.

Granted, but he is Steve Jobs
I wish I had something to contribute here.

[BuildistGuard]

Granted, but you only contribute to a useless game.
I just wish everyone forgot about those stupid wet fantasies I had and that I wouldn't speak of them, at least on 2DWorlds.